Sharks Have 2 Penises

I figured i'd just come out and say it. Technically they are not penises and are called "claspers" but they do what you would expect them to. Sharks only use one of these at a time and makes for "easy access" from either side of the female. Shark penises lie flat against the body of the shark when not in use.

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The specifics and details of a shark's penis differ for each shark. Generally, a male shark will let the female know he is interested by swimming next to her and playfully nibbling at her. Then the shark aligns next to the sexually receptive female and flexes whichever clasper is closest and enters the sharks "vent" (shark vagina). Some sharks have spiked spurs that anchor into the female shark to keep them connected. Romatic eh?